Omer Count Fail

Must have been written by the person who did this...


The Wolf

And I, For One, Welcome Our New Insect Overlords...

After seeing the cover of this week's Mishpacha, I couldn't help but think that perhaps Kent Brockman was a prophet when he foresaw this years ago.

I'll Have The Shwarma With A Side Order Of Gears & Screws...

Spotted on East 16th Street in Brooklyn:

The Wolf

Chabad and Taoism Shouldn't Mix

I find it very interesting that Chabad allows* their girls to use drums with Taoist symbols on them. Would they also allow them to use drums with a Christian cross on it?



The Wolf

* Yes, I'm aware that it was probably in complete ignorance.

Completely Off Topic, but VERY funny...

What does



plus



equal?

This:



Enjoy!


The Wolf

Hat tip: Kmelion

Wolf's Law of the Variance of The Start of Shabbos

It doesn't matter whether Shabbos starts at 4 o'clock or 8 o'clock -- you'll only be ready for Shabbos fifteen minutes before it starts.

Corollary to Wolf's Law of the Variance of The Start of Shabbos:

It doesn't matter whether it's 6:30 or 11:30 -- you'll be zonked fifteen minutes after the Friday night meal ends.

The Wolf